AN INTERVIEW WITH LOVEFOREVERYONE, THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK
13:14 Apr 11 2011
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Well now...I really thought I had met all the intriguing folk on VR, that is, until this morning when I noticed a profile that had me as their referral...cool? Nope. Not cool, just strange because I sure didn't know who it was. I really wanted to find out more...
Who is Loveforeveryone? And, please know that anything you say can, and will be taken and used against you as evidence of your illiteracy...
Scowling fiercely at me, they shuffled from foot to foot and finally blurted out this answer:
i run wiv da best here on VR and dats all i iz sayin.
Ok...I was interested in that...who exactly did they run with and had they been chucked out of school by any chance? I had noticed how mispelt and illiterate the profile was...
Can you explain what it is your mission is all about and please, don't hold any punches we're all adults here:
i haz ishooooooos! i iz insecure, acned an stoopid so dere! gimme a cookie!
I'm flattered that I'm your referral but if I'm involved in any of the shady dealings you refer to on your profile, wouldn't that also make YOU look bad?
d'uh?
when *** telled me to mak dis profile he z i wood be famous, lyke joo PAGAN
*HUMPH*
Jezz this was like conversing with an animal! I found it really hard to get any enthusiasm going for this interview I have to say. Pressing on, I gave it my final shot...
Why do people like you troll VR?
coz! i iz impotent in da real world!
Sniggering quite a lot now, I just simply had to know...Do you have any more secrets to tell about the dodgy goings on in VR?
Cancer iz antichrist!
morrigon iz an admin!
birra iz a gurl!
nacturnalmistrez iz cuter den da average vr user!
lycans r real!
dere r no real vampires!
goth iz dead!
an joo PAGAN r da wiki-leaks dude!
Well...I have to say, that had been a very interesting interview. I had learned something...People were wierd.
Interview over, I pondered something...I had met my only referral and truth be told, I wasn't impressed - I wouldn't be getting any referral points this side of Hell
Thanks Loveforeveryone, its been a hoot using my imagination!
INTERVIEW WITH THE ANTICHRIST
18:06 Apr 06 2011
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"Then the Antichrist shall do according to his own will: he shall exalt and magnify himself...and shall prosper until the Wrath has been accomplished...for he shall exalt himself above them all."
(Daniel 11:36-37)
We all have our favourite characters here on VR, and we all have folk we love and also, folk we hate, but someone we all love to hate is the one and only Antichrist. I simply had to interview this vile person. I wanted to know if the Antichrist had an evil plan, if they would ever rate a 'perfect 10', and if they would even speak to me or would I just get the customary '1 and block'...
I sent off my interview request and waited patiently...never had I been so anxious...during the tense moments of waiting, I nervously checked my 'last 10', my 'see who has rated you' and drank so many espressos to calm my nerves, I practically flew to the moon...
Who is the Antichrist and are you really Sabrefang?
Does it really matter who I am?.... I'll take the fifth..
Well...I can't say I blamed the Antichrist for being evasive, after all, how many of us here were completely honest about who we really were... I just had to ask my next question because all sorts of theories were going around, some of them ridiculous to say the least - Are you truly evil and are you in league with the Devil?
Hmmm well in actual fact I am the 'Devil' but 'God' and her (yes God's a little bitch in more ways than one) flock of sheeple have called me by many names in the past and I'm sure they'll come up with many more before I finally burn most of you in Hell but lets define evil first of all, according to wiki (yes Satan has Broadband too although the UPS guy's keep getting eaten when I order anything from Amazon), Evil is the intention or effect of causing harm or destruction, usually specifically from the perception of deliberately violating some moral code. Evil is usually seen as the opposite of good.
Now God gave you the seven deadly sins (because the lawyers said ya'll would have a fucking field day suing her ass if she didn't cover it legally) and a book full of moral codes to live by, but she also gave you all free will (major cop out on her part if you ask me) and what you do with those is of course by definition your own choice.
So lets say that you decide to go out and commit terrible crimes (Murder, Rape etc etc) against your fellow human beings and in doing so you happen to break one of these deadly sins (I would like to point out that there are more than seven but you know what the legal dept is like, they'll play in the grey areas if you let them) now the rules state that you'll roast in hell as my bitch for eternity should you break any of these laws UNLESS you repent.... now I ask you... should some sick fuck who rapes a woman be allowed to swagger on through the pearly gates just because he says sorry?
...how does God know that the guy means it anyway? (she aint psychic regardless of what ya'll think... she still hasn't worked out that it was me that sent her the bangkok ladyboy stripper for her birthday last year)
I do ya'll a favour when the damn priests are stuck in traffic and can't make it in time for these sick fucks to repent... when those fuckers are sent to me I make sure they fucking pay..So who's the bad guy here?
Against my better judgement, I found myself nodding and I have to say, warming a little to The Antichrist...perhaps ironically, there was a lesson to be learnt there...I wondered if there was a decent human being in there somewhere with normal human emotions the same as the rest of us...
What is the nastiest comment someone has left on your profile, and did it scare you or make you mad?
I don't find any of them very nasty really, VR is full of pussies by all accounts.... I have dinner regularly with some of the most evil disgusting degenerates ever to walk the earth so some pre-teen angst diatribe isn't worth repeating or even remembering, I did show Nixon (all politicians are sent here, God hates them as much as the rest of us) the illiterate AntYchrist profile and the newest one created by my 'mom' (SatansStripper) in which she admits I was infact a crack baby but hey I've an IQ of 147 so drugs can't be all bad huh.... he found it pretty amusing as did I.
...and I roared at that last. Here was someone who was full of fun albeit in a dark sense. An IQ of 147 was something that I didn't meet too often and that made me even more interested in The venomous Antichrist...
What is your best/funniest/favourite VR moment so far?
Has to be everytime someone whom I've already rated and blocked actually returns the block... makes me laugh everytime.... I'm a huge fan of irony ~chuckles~
Now, hearing the very devil himself chuckling sent shivers down my spine. I shuddered a little and remembered I was there to ask questions. Moving on, I thought I'd play devil's advocate... Will you give my profile an honest rate or do I get the usual 1 and block?
Who really reads profiles?.... 10's go across the board as standard with most because they're too lazy and scared to piss someone off so most don't bother reading anyway... in all honesty I may look at your profile or journal sometime if I stumble across it but will I make a point of searching for it?... doubtful.. I'm a busy guy and if I rate you it'll be whichever number my cursor is closest to.... despite what most think I don't give out just 1's... I do rate higher and not just to friends.... I do as I please... who's gonna stop me?... God?... bitch aint helped any of you so far so what makes you think she'll start now?
Well, I felt a little guilty then of dishing out 10s to profiles, after all, real vampires were mercenary creatures they took what they wanted and cared not a jot for popularity, although I did sympathise with folk who had tried their best to create a wonderful profile and suffered a low rate.
I needed to ask my final question. I thought for a bit and figured the only question left to ask was one that could provoke an interesting response...I was guessing that there was nothing standard about The antichrist so an answer of World Peace probably wasn't going to be forthcoming anytinme soon... If I granted you one wish (anything is possible) what would your wish be?
That's an easy one..... flame retardant bunny slippers.
Hah. I was speechless for the first time ever. Truly, the evil Antichrist liked to mess with people!
Well...I sure had an interesting interviewee there I had to say. I hoped a few myths were de-bunked and a few theories had been refuted...people had supposed that The Antichrist had come from the very pits of Hell, that The Antichrist was in fact a "man of wealth and taste..." who had ventured into the Dark Network to strike terror into the hearts of those with perfect 10 profiles, or a troll from FB who had scores to settle...
I was aware that even speaking to this awful person would make me an enemy to some, but, I considered it worth it. VR characters - the good, the bad, and of course, the ugly - make VR what it is and The Antichrist will be in VR history books for a long time to come.
COMMENTS
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Lullaby
13:20 Apr 11 2011
... Wat?
If Cancer is Antichrist, Cancer's just GAINED a cool point. Seriously. For the maker of the site to do that... it's way, way too funny.
Love chu PAGAN. ♥ ;]
TheArtistRose
13:36 Apr 11 2011
roflmfao!!! That is funny.
Oceanne
13:42 Apr 11 2011
You're making that up.
Arent you?
Nightgame
13:50 Apr 11 2011
I just knew you had something to do with those wiki leaks insanity! lol This was funny but didn't it hurt having to type words like that? :)
Angelus
13:59 Apr 11 2011
oh.
DarknessSettlesIn
14:14 Apr 11 2011
Oh and one more thing in case you don't believe me here is the proof her word means nothing and she is nothing but a coward and a lier She faulsified her journal and tried to make me look like a fool, oh but look at this.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Now who's laughing
Lullaby
14:28 Apr 11 2011
-coughs-
Who falsified stuff? You were the one stealing PAGAN's name, and the bottom line of her entry here?
""Thanks Loveforeveryone, its been a hoot using my imagination!""
Lmfao. PAGAN, you are brilliant. ;D
Minerva
14:44 Apr 11 2011
HAHAHAHA This is golden.
Antichrist
14:56 Apr 11 2011
The funniest thing in all this which I think most have overlooked so far is that by doing so DarknessSettlesIn you have infact admitted that you're Loveforeveryone.
~wonders what the many whom were innocently accused of being in league with the Devil himself will do to her~
Crucifixion?.. good... line on the left, one cross each.
PAGAN
15:04 Apr 11 2011
[Lets just do a disclaimer here for anyone who doesn't get that I made the entire thing up]
**disclaimer: I, PAGAN, am notanitchrist.
I used artistic licence throughout.
LunasiLupulei
15:16 Apr 11 2011
ROFLMAO
What a wonderful April Fool's joke! Truly ingenious!
muaks!
Theban
15:46 Apr 11 2011
OMG...now this is soooooo funny
obonewits
15:56 Apr 11 2011
Laughed so hard I blew coffee out my nose.
ladydarknight
15:57 Apr 11 2011
wow im speechless roflmao ty
King`Tarquin
16:05 Apr 11 2011
huh?
VenusFire
16:34 Apr 11 2011
Who's laughing you ask, I am. *laughing*
I just love reading your interviews Pagan. On to the next!
ladySnowStrixx
17:15 Apr 11 2011
LMAO!! it couldn't have gotten any better then if she had answered them , besides your answers were so much better.
NightRaven
17:17 Apr 11 2011
way to good pagan love it when you use ur imagination it is truely funny
Hecate
17:19 Apr 11 2011
LOFLMAO this is too Funny !! Ok I,m on the left gimme my Cross ,hey why only one?
BurningAngel
17:23 Apr 11 2011
Bwahahaha! You're brilliant, Pagan.
NocturnalMistress
17:37 Apr 11 2011
LOL.
I actually LOL'd at this.
You, dear Pagan, made me choke on my lime water with laughter.
I love it.
This part made me giggle:
nacturnalmistrez iz cuter den da average vr user!
XP Cause it's the spelling that cracks me up endlessly. :D
War
17:47 Apr 11 2011
Pagan, that was quite amusing.
Saetan
20:47 Apr 11 2011
All I can ask DSI is are you a hypocrite much? Or just feeling guilty cause you've pulled the exact same drama bullshit that you accused everyone else of doing? Or are you mad cause she made fun of you the way you tried to do to the rest of us? Pagan did a much better job at it, for sure and was a hell of a lot funnier in the process. At least SHE didnt lie, or make a fake profile. At least everything she does is with more intelligence in her pinky TOE than what little bit you have projected to us all that you have.
You apologized, sure, and you said you would accept the ones and blocks but now seem to be backing out of that by getting an entire coven to rate 1s and blocks. You deserve anything you get, including being made fun of for your fuck own up. It wasn't hard to figure out it was you since you messaged me yesterday asking me questions and then suddenly poof! this profile was created with the very speculations and bullshit that you asked me about. So yeah, I turned you in, and those that were in on it with you, and I know who they are as well.
Saetan
20:48 Apr 11 2011
that was supposed to read for your own fuck up...not your fuck own up, lol.
Isis101
20:34 Apr 19 2011
I'm laughing so hard that I am now choking...thanks!
VB
19:23 Apr 30 2011
lol..I needed a good smile today. This one is priceless.
LadyAmphora
02:47 May 02 2011
Wow Pagan. You found a Class A Moron. Hope you are able to get your referral taken off.